Really ugly ways to die:
Beheaded with a sword or machete.
Impaled.
Eaten by grizzlies, sharks, wolves, rats, large snakes and crocodiles.
Boiled, grilled or fried.
Drawn and quartered.
Burned at the stake.
Crucified.
Stoned (with stones).
Starved.
Choking on a chicken bone in a five-star restaurant. Or while you're eating alone in bed.
Being choked by a person with bad breath.
Quicksand.
Buried alive.
Shoved out of a small airplane.
It was such a perfectly beautiful day today, I just had to spend a few minutes with my dark side.
I love that it's "sword OR machete," "grilled OR fried," but, "Eaten by grizzlies, sharks, wolves, rats, large snakes AND crocodiles." One wonders: what would the geographical location for that one be?
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Thought you'd enjoy this catchy tune that my nephews and nieces were singing at a family reunion a few years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
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This is not a good way to go on hiatus from your blog--with "Really Ugly Ways to Die. . ."
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