I'm so curious to hear about your classes and how that is going. I'm also curious about your writing class. I'm nagging you I know, but I don't want to miss out. As for Knock Knock jokes, I can't add anything but I have a fantastic Big Mouth Frog Joke that needs to be told in person so you can see my facial expressions. And yes, yes, yes. I am leaving for Phoenix for three weeks. They can pick up their own dishes, empty pop cans and deal with the dog.
Here's a spin on the Jamaica joke (from PBS Kids):
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Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!
JW thinks this is hilarious.
Hooray, I will tell these to him after school.
ReplyDeleteHere are my kids' favorite jokes right now:
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Who's there.
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting...
Moo!!
I 1 a skunk. I 2 a skunk. I 3 a skunk. All the way up to "I ATE A SKUNK!"
Or, my 4 year old told me this one yesterday.
What do you call a farmer with a tractor on his head?
Dead.
I'm so curious to hear about your classes and how that is going. I'm also curious about your writing class. I'm nagging you I know, but I don't want to miss out. As for Knock Knock jokes, I can't add anything but I have a fantastic Big Mouth Frog Joke that needs to be told in person so you can see my facial expressions. And yes, yes, yes. I am leaving for Phoenix for three weeks. They can pick up their own dishes, empty pop cans and deal with the dog.
ReplyDeleteMy four year-old loves knock knock jokes. I will share these with her tomorrow. She will be thrilled.
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