Saturday, September 22, 2012

Rian's rules for surviving a Zombie apocalypse

Rules To Surviving A Zombie apocalypse

1.   Cardio
2.   The Double Tap
3.   Beware of Bathrooms
4.   Wear Seatbelts
5.   No Attachments
6.   The “Skillet”
7.   Travel Light
8.   Get a Kick Ass Partner
9.   With Your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always Carry a Change of Underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t Be A Hero
18. Limber Up
19. Break It Up
20. It’s a Marathon, not a Sprint. Unless it’s a sprint, then sprint.
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out
23. Zip Lock
24. Use Your Thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A Little Sunscreen Never Hurt Anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double Knot Your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack Your Stain Stick
31. Check the Back Seat
32. Enjoy the Little Things
33. Swiss Army Knife


  1. Well-- Zombieland's rules. Pretty sure they'll come in handy.

  2. Do I even want to know how this conversation came about?

  3. Are you still celebrating your birthday? (I know this comment is out of place here, but I want you to find it.) Happy Belated Birthday...perhaps my good wishes will seem more outstanding now anyway, when they don't have to compete with all the well wishers who remembered to give you their blessing on your very birthday. Being 70 you should celebrate all year anyway! I missed seeing you this summer and need to have you save an afternoon for me next summer. (Am I too late to book that?)
    Love you Louise!