I imagined someone (News at 5) sticking a microphone in front of my face, showing me the photo in the tub and asking, "Is this you?"
"No, I would never do that."
Guilty.
"Yes, I entered a beauty contest for women 65 to 69, but Helen Mirren won."
It was only a dream. Please, it was only a dream.
There are no words except to say that . . . I just love this.
ReplyDeleteCareful. Writing down livid dreams increases their potency and retention. :)
ReplyDeleteFunny!
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