Body of the year

This week L.A. Fitness named Helen Mirren, 66, as "Body of the Year." Talk about knocking it out of the ballpark for advanced aged women. She looks terrific, and obviously works out, because, believe me, I don't know any 66-year old women with those muscular upper arms.

But this is what I really love: Tom looks at the above photo and says, "You look that good. Part of it is the angle the photographer took. Put on your bathing suit, and I'll take your picture."

Every aging woman needs a delusional and blind husband.

Tom's mine.