Friday, March 8, 2013

Nasty Louise

I don't want to get out of bed.

I don't want to brush my teeth.

I don't want to eat anything but white bread and butter.

I don't want to read.

I don't want to exercise.

I don't want to check my email.

I don't want to have any goals.

I don't want to leave the apartment.

I don't want to laugh at stupid jokes.

I don't want to have my hair cut.

I don't want to make a gratitude list.

I don't want the sun to shine.

I don't like puppies and kittens.

I don't want to repeat aphorisms.

I don't want to hear another political opinion.

I don't want to pin it, forward it, share it, edit it or like it.


  1. Fish might die while you're visiting us, would that cheer you up?

  2. You could stay in my home in Phoenix and watch enough BBC and Canadian television. I leave Tuesday.You could come Wednesday. Stay until Easter.

  3. that summarizes my life at the moment.

  4. I don't want to have any goats, either.

    I am angry at my optometrist's office. They say my new prescription is "just fine".

  5. Let's go eat something. That'll be good, right?

  6. Mamma said there'd be days like that - ok she didn't but she should have. Indulge yourself and then pick yourself up, dust yourself off and go get that haircut, you'll feel SO much better. I love when they massage your scalp, if I won the lottery I would pay my hairdresser handsomely to come and do it every day for me.