Tuesday, August 13, 2013
I've never had really long hair
I've never had hair this long. My question is: IS IT TOO LATE?
How long would it take to grow my hair this long? Two years?
I think two years.
Could I go without cutting my hair for two years? It's so tempting.
If I did I would look horrible for what could be the last years of my life. It would mean that in the next several months, I would have a mullet. No amount of make-up can reduce a mullet.
And would I be able to talk about anything but my hair while I was growing it. "I don't usually look this awful, but I'm growing my hair out, so that I will look like a 73-year old Alice in Wonderland."
This is not a good idea.
And yet, I've never ever had long hair. Never.
Posted by Louise Plummer at 3:14 PM