Monday, October 7, 2013

A perfect general conference

Here's my idea of a perfect general conference:

10 minutes:  President Monson greets us and tells us an inspirational story involving widows.

15 minutes:  Elder Uchtdorf talks about whatever he wants.

15 minutes:  Elder Holland talks about whatever he wants.

20 minutes:  Tabernacle Choir

Prayers are not to exceed one minute.

We meet again in six months and repeat the whole gig.

9 comments:

  1. Lets start a movement...I could get behind this in a big way.

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  2. I actually thought the prayers were shorter than usual this year. :)

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  3. No women? Tsk tsk. Also, I'd like to have a cute 4 year old (with a lisp) give a 20 second talk please.

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  4. This is so perfect, Sister Plummer.

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  5. Women are only allowed to talk if they use their "big girl" voices. Relief society voice makes me want to chew glass--which is to say--Louise I am totally with you on speaker selection.

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  6. Agree. A lot of the talks in-between are mushy. I would like more women speakers, but not if they are going to defend women's rights to do nothing.

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  7. I would have to take a long bathroom break if the choir sang that long. Especially if it were the all male choir from the priesthood session. Bleck! I'd like to hear a quartet or solo sometimes to mix that distinctive sound.

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  8. Sounds good to me! Maybe we could channel Cheiko Okazaki somehow?

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  9. Ah, I knew you were a kindred spirit. Uchtdorf and Holland are my two faves as well

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