Really ugly ways to die:
Beheaded with a sword or machete.
Eaten by grizzlies, sharks, wolves, rats, large snakes and crocodiles.
Boiled, grilled or fried.
Drawn and quartered.
Burned at the stake.
Stoned (with stones).
Choking on a chicken bone in a five-star restaurant. Or while you're eating alone in bed.
Being choked by a person with bad breath.
Shoved out of a small airplane.
It was such a perfectly beautiful day today, I just had to spend a few minutes with my dark side.