Friday, March 12, 2021

Why I Can't Write a Blog

 1. Huh?

2. Something hurts.

3. How many blogs does the world need? I mean, really.

4. Reading is easier than writing.

5. Watching Apartment Therapy tiny apartment videos is easier than reading.

6. I can't find any pants to wear.

7. I don't even understand Apartment Therapy anymore. Everyone loves the seventies. What was so great about the seventies? It was awful then, and it's still awful. Young people put up these vile hanging lamps that belonged to their grandmas. Kill grandma. Kill her good.

8. There must be a medication for what I have.

9. What is this spill on the bathroom counter?

10. I can't read my own handwriting anymore. Where is Mark Hoffman when you need him?



3 comments:

  1. "Where is Mark Hoffman when you need him?"

    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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  2. I love your blog. It makes my heart happy.

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  3. How many blogs does the world really need? Just one more. Yours was greatly missed as you were gallivanting around the globe, pretending you didn't notice us. A few silent tears were shed upon your return...

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