He has very little "bowl full of jelly" and no behind to speak of. He does have gusto and can punch out a good HO HO. Tonight was the annual Cannon visit where he scared the living daylights out of
2-year olds. I imagine that Santa Claus is just a big creepy clown to a 2-year old.
He wouldn't hurt a gnat.
Right now he's next to me on the bed eating pine nuts and watching a colored history of World War II.