Dresses I'll Never Wear

 I shopped through 88 pages of Nordstrom's dresses last night and I will probably never buy the following:

-- a feather neckline

--metallic or neon features

--backless

--see through

--low frontline

--puffy sleeves

--handkerchief hemlines

--leather dresses

--anything with writing on it

--ruffles

--scallops

--princess cut

--rayon

--a knitted dress with cables running through it

--I don't care how old I am, I'm never wearing a purple dress

--no large bows

--no leopard prints